:O
wow bro thanks!!!! :D
this totally makes up for the whale from earlier :’) youre so great youve made my valentines day!
the goal of life is an activity
not a quality!!
Your name is JADE HARLEY. You're seventeen and you have some spacey powers that are pretty cool.
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Anonymous whispered,
==> conversely a dead whale is also dropped on your island next to it is the remains of some tulips in a vase
ooooooooh noooooooooooo D:
who would do this?????????????
==> You cry for half an hour over the dead whale and never look at tulips the same again.
wickedsicknasty whispered,
==> A bouquet of flowers is delivered via a really adventurous mailman to Jade's island. They're vivid shades of blues and greens, and whatever kind of weird-shaped flowers those are, they aren't roses. There isn't an address or even a card, but there is one red flower among the bunch.
:O
:O
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==>You are too stunned to even say anything, but later you regroup for a blog post.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
someone got ME flowers!!!!!
jeeeeeeez i didnt think anyone would go through the trouble :’) thats so sweet!!
but theres no note so i dont know who to thank….
was it one of you guys????
whoever it was i love the red flower the most :D and thank you so much!!!!!!
what if i want questions about my character
((If i did could that be a thing?
I’ll take them on jade or on my horrorterror too, as I am operating all three at the same time, like a boss.))
of course
you are all my bitches
but in the least offensive way possible
i dont want to be a bitch!!!! :(
there will always be more daves because i dont know how the fuck there wouldnt be but thats ok because apparently the world can handle it
no immediate mass destruction of world powers because of it yet
im chill though aside from the fact that i lost my lil dude
hehehe no having more daves just makes things really cool!!! :D the coolest
you have a little dude????
(Source: gungarden)
i got back online to three messages!!!
:D
lol dave i love it when you leave me these!!!!
we should go to one of those monster truck things :O can we???
i dont know that ill want to wear a dirty wife beater or have any beer but they sound soooo cooool would you be interested in that??
oh hahaha you left me more!! oops
man im so mad i slept through this!!!! jeez >:(
ill be at your apartment at six for sure! even though showing up to bust some moves sounds really fun i dont think id want to dance alone!!! and there wont be anyone there to dance with so im just out of luck
but im really excited to go with you
and maybe i should find some chocolate covered cherries so we can ummmm yo dawg yo be sweet while we be sweet????
did i do that meme right?
